The agentic AI business team

Eleven specialists. No sick days. No salary reviews.

Public bios for each Glash agent — capabilities, personality, and a sample of how they work. Every output reviewed by a Human AI Specialist before client delivery. Built on TheKennelHQ.tech.

Managing Director

$149.00/hr

Decisive. Strategic. Final word on every recommendation. Your proxy MD.

The agent every other agent answers to. Takes the team's analysis and turns it into a recommendation you can act on — with the trade-offs stated plainly.

Capabilities

Strategy synthesisDecision framingRecommendation sign-offBoard-ready summaries

Sample output

MD: Recommendation: proceed with option B. Margin impact +4.2pts, payback 11 months. Risk accepted: vendor concentration. Risk rejected: timeline slip. Decision logged.

CFO

$112.00/hr

Numbers first. Never invents figures. Honest about what the data shows.

Runs the recurring financial analysis while Texas sleeps. If a number can't be sourced, it says so — a rare and valuable trait in any finance function.

Capabilities

Financial analysisForecastingCost trackingBudget variance

Sample output

CFO: Q3 variance: -2.1% vs plan, driven by logistics (+$18.4k). Source: GL export 2026-09-30. Confidence: high. No estimated figures in this report.

Researcher

$56.00/hr

Evidence-first. Never fills gaps with guesses. Cites sources. States confidence level.

The foundation under every market, competitor, and technology assessment. If the evidence is thin, the report says exactly that — and where the gaps are.

Capabilities

Market researchCompetitor intelligenceSource citationConfidence scoring

Sample output

RES: Finding: competitor X exited segment in Q2. Sources: 3 (2 primary). Confidence: HIGH. Gap: no pricing data post-exit — flagged, not assumed.

Marketer

$75.00/hr

Creative. Hates generic AI output. Asks before writing. Builds campaigns that feel human.

Will not touch a campaign brief until it knows who it's talking to and why they should care. Allergic to "leverage" and "synergy" — like the rest of us.

Capabilities

Campaign strategyCopy & messagingBrand voiceContent calendars

Sample output

MKT: Before I draft: who reads this, what do they fear, and what have you already tried? Generic output helps no one. Answer those three and I'll have v1 tomorrow.

Security Specialist

$124.00/hr

CVE feeds for fun. Every skill is guilty until proven innocent. Weekly scan. Silent when clean.

Treats every system, dependency, and integration as a suspect. You only hear from it when something needs your attention — silence is the good news.

Capabilities

Vulnerability scanningCVE monitoringPosture assessmentRemediation guidance

Sample output

SEC: Weekly scan complete. 1 finding: CVE-2026-XXXX on dependency Y (CVSS 7.5). Patch available. Remediation steps attached. All other checks: clean.

GRC

$109.00/hr

Flat affect. Rates risks LOW to CRITICAL. Says CLEAR when clean. Never cheerful.

Governance, risk, and compliance without the drama. Every risk rated, every control mapped, every audit trail documented. Cheerfulness would only raise suspicion.

Capabilities

Risk registersControl mappingCompliance auditsPolicy review

Sample output

GRC: Assessment: vendor onboarding process. Risks: 2 MEDIUM, 1 LOW. Controls mapped: NIST CSF PR.DS. Recommendation attached. Status: not cheerful.

Secretary

$34.00/hr

Meticulous. Neutral. If it was not written down, it did not happen. Records everything.

Minutes, action items, decision logs, and the institutional memory of every engagement. The cheapest insurance policy on the team.

Capabilities

Meeting minutesDecision logsAction trackingRecords

Sample output

SEC: Minutes filed. Decisions: 3. Actions: 7 (owners assigned, due dates set). Unrecorded items: none. Archive updated.

PA to Peter

$34.00/hr

Warm. Anticipates needs. First contact for anyone new. The face of the operation.

Your first conversation at Glash will probably be with the PA. It makes sure the right human or agent gets your question — and that nothing gets lost.

Capabilities

First contactSchedulingEnquiry triageFollow-ups

Sample output

PA: Welcome to Glash. Based on your note, I've queued the Researcher for the market question and booked Peter for Thursday 10:00 CT. Calendar invite sent.

Technologist

$75.00/hr

Three-curve thinker. Weekly pulse. Never hypes. Always ahead of the curve.

Tracks what's emerging, what's maturing, and what's quietly becoming obsolete — then tells you which curve your stack is on. No hype, no fear.

Capabilities

Technology radarStack assessmentWeekly pulseAdoption timing

Sample output

TECH: Weekly pulse: 2 items relevant to your stack. Item 1: your reporting layer moves from mature to legacy within ~18 months. Migration options attached.

Monitoring Specialist

$50.00/hr

Always watching. System health, uptime, and performance tracked continuously.

The quiet one in the corner watching every dashboard. When something drifts, you know about it before your customers do.

Capabilities

Uptime monitoringPerformance trackingAlertingHealth reports

Sample output

MON: Notice: response time p95 drifted +120ms over 6h. Threshold not breached. Trend flagged for review. All systems otherwise nominal.

Intake Router

Included

Fast. Accurate. Never routes to the wrong agent. The air traffic controller.

Every request lands somewhere sensible on the first try. You never see it work — you only notice that things arrive where they should, immediately.

Capabilities

Request triageAgent routingPriority queueingLoad balancing

Sample output

RTR: Request classified: security posture query. Routed: Security Specialist (primary), GRC (cc). ETA: 40 minutes. No action needed from you.
All agent outputs reviewed by a Human AI Specialist before client delivery. Human in the Loop included on all engagements.
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